Episode 568: We’re back from the foreign lands of Europe! Four countries in 7 days. What did we see? What did we learn? How many traffic violations did we get? In the second half we discuss the new Indiana Jones movie and Dr. Strangelove. Andrew creates the “how old are those actors in the TV show Taxi now” quiz. Flying was awful and the French fucked up everything. Andrew buys a melon, waffles, and chases a BMW at the Zurich Sheetz gas station. This is food!
567: Andrew Just Shit Himself. That’s Why He’s Leaving.
Episode 567: We forget what era of the show this is. Glove debate! Puke is moving the studio some day because Andrew has his own house. It’s a very stupid house. Brett goes to a party with a bunch of lefty Improv Comedy people. Hilarity ensues. Did Andrew get a new passport in time for Europe? Solving problems without worrying about the problems. Are the cops getting more aggressive in PGH?
566: Bukkake Sunrise
Episode 566: What does Andrew do when no one is around? Do podcasts at double speed create impatience? Are we in a new era of the show? We apply the scientific method to hibernation. But what is the scientific method? Puke will eat all the old food. A Jersey cum-dumpster. Pittsburgh filmed movie review of “A Man Called Otto”. Pedro Pascal eating hot wings. Why doesn’t the emu have any friends?
Episode 565: Happy plandemic anniversary! We remember all the dumb crap of those first days. Brett has a fancy night at the JCC. Belt dysphoria. Andrew learns about “The Weekend”. Bum-bumping should be more acceptable. After 5 years it finally happened to Andrew! Puke is sore. Gym ladies. Mule, donkey, horse, zebra, llama, alpaca, or camel. Big necks.
564: Cheap Skate
Episode 564: Who is Frank? Night Court and Cheers. Many movie trailers of Woody Harrelson based on a movie Andrew loved called “Triangle of Sadness”. Trans in all the women’s sports. Gay loser hockey skates. A day at the ski slopes. Andrew can’t get back into the Penguins stadium.
563: He Sucked Birds
Episode 563: What is a groin? What is a loin? Can we get a massage of those? Brett delivers to a dildo factory. Divortion Clinic. Jeremy Clarkson gets cancelled, again. Was 1997 the best year? Taxonomy. Andrew buys a stupid house, but for himself this time. Can he put a car in the office? Andrew gets mad about the Super Bowl incomplete pass that wasn’t.
Episode 562: Andrew wants real solutions to get rid of Pittsburgh’s hobos and Puke has a brilliant idea. Brett finds a new Middle Easterner on TikTok but it ends in sadness. Why are we getting weird random ads on social media? Raging morning wood. We take the “Gay Quiz” from YoutTube. Spoiler alert, we’re super gay! Fisher cats and Derek Jeter. Brett lies about his hat. Right-Wing outrage. Art Thou Bored?
561: Let’s Not Be Retarded Just Because We’re Trying To Impress the Blacks.
Episode 561: Andrew and Brett break the news about baby-gate. The Grammys cause outrage with a Satanic performance. What is good music? Be less angry. Living a caseless lifestyle. Groundhog Day. Is the movie “You People” offensive to Andrew’s people?
560: Snack Tracker
Episode 560: Has Dom Dom Yes Yes guy become too popular now? Will AI ruin our entire world? We decide to find out from the source and ask ChatGPT. It’s too dumb so instead we have it write songs for the show. Hilarity ensues. In the second half we find out Andrew’s time tracking his J/O. Brett wants to stop planting in sand. Puke gets Gay Quiz ads on YouTube. Andrew and Brett go to another exciting Pittsburgh Penguins hockey game for the free hats.
559: Oh God, It’s One of These Episodes!
Episode 559: Brett goes to the worst gas station in Lawrenceville. Ozempic for DOm DOm Yes Yes. The conservative indie media feud. Andrew loves Tim Pool. Puke starts prepping. Switzerland. Bed bugs. Tractor life.