402: Wait, NO. Start at the Beginning!

Episode 402: Nick is in town for a Thanksgiving 5K he didn’t know about. We all do our own thing for thanksgiving and then tell our stories in the most drawn out fashion in order to annoy Nick. Poker is played poorly. Andrew isn’t in charge. Brett is becoming the lone wolf. Puke has to figure out how to edit his 3 hour mess.

401: 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10 Banana!

Episode 401: What podcast is this? Andrew is worried about his OCD counting & gets a MCT oil cleanse. Puke reveals his inner voices, loses his job, & discusses the Cybertruck. Brett goes to a doctor, creates a new shaving device, & gets onto the silver screen with Mr. Rogers.

PATG398: Self Mixing Nuts

Episode 398: THREE HOURS of podcast rules, Ukrainian candy, new houses, Tinder blacks, beakers, yoga interruptions, 1995 enclaves, halloween party dickheads, woodworking, endless nuts, and Zuckerberg congressional testimony.

PATG397: Shoes On, Dick Out

Episode 397: We want to define our culture of excellence and toilet humor. Andrew smashes eggs and spiders with his left hand. Puke offends the down syndros and invents super personas. Brett wants to count everything and put those numbers on a shirt.

PATG395: Atreyu from Karate Kid

Episode 395: Puke and Andrew learn about their religious childhoods while Brett learns about gnomes.

90’s movie trailers, seder dinner, a trip to South Carolina, Pirates baseball, and the best Miata in the US.

Then we rip into teenage climate activist Greta Thunberg.

PATG394: Skatermelon

Episode 394: More portmanteaus than a 90’s ska band! Puke punches his finances in the dick. Brett gets a watermelon from his car. Andrew is a bar grandpa. Sex in socks, long toenails, beaker, and ska music documentary.