Episode 398: THREE HOURS of podcast rules, Ukrainian candy, new houses, Tinder blacks, beakers, yoga interruptions, 1995 enclaves, halloween party dickheads, woodworking, endless nuts, and Zuckerberg congressional testimony.

Episode 397: We want to define our culture of excellence and toilet humor. Andrew smashes eggs and spiders with his left hand. Puke offends the down syndros and invents super personas. Brett wants to count everything and put those numbers on a shirt.

Episode 396: Andrew gets out of automotive purgatory. Puke buys a knife. Brett saves what’s left of his gym notebook. Then we discuss the depressing onslaught of shitty, lefty whites constantly trying to start a race war.

Episode 395: Puke and Andrew learn about their religious childhoods while Brett learns about gnomes.

90’s movie trailers, seder dinner, a trip to South Carolina, Pirates baseball, and the best Miata in the US.

Then we rip into teenage climate activist Greta Thunberg.

Episode 394: More portmanteaus than a 90’s ska band! Puke punches his finances in the dick. Brett gets a watermelon from his car. Andrew is a bar grandpa. Sex in socks, long toenails, beaker, and ska music documentary.

Episode 393: Rising out of the ashes of the rubble of #happiness911 Andrew buys a new car. Brett watches a porn documentary. Puke relives his Army game; murder, fuck, kill.

Episode 392: Andrew is the old man at the bar, then pukes. Brett watches Star Wars cartoons, then pukes. What happens when a blowjob leads to puke?

Episode 391: #KegelsNotBagels. The Frick. Which animal would you punch? Day-Cation. High fives from turtles.

Episode 390: #DaddyGang #CoochGobbler #WTFDidAndrewGetInto #AlexBell #WalkForALS #DadJokes #NoButtHoles #NoBluetooth #HappyBirthdayAndrew

Episode 389: Brett’s in NH with the bugs. Andrew has a new restaurant concept. Puke reads listener emails.