Episode 400!!! We reveal the new name and logo of the show. Andrew reads the bible in Horse Vagina. Is Con Air a good movie? Brett impersonate Jordan Peterson. Puke gets to see director Kevin Smith. The real out of town ‘geist.
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PATG399: French Clam Digger
Episode 399: Challenges of rebranding the show and deciding on a logo. Bus rants and final bus solutions. Zen garden dreams. The need to travel. John Cusack movies.
PATG398: Self Mixing Nuts
Episode 398: THREE HOURS of podcast rules, Ukrainian candy, new houses, Tinder blacks, beakers, yoga interruptions, 1995 enclaves, halloween party dickheads, woodworking, endless nuts, and Zuckerberg congressional testimony.
PATG397: Shoes On, Dick Out
Episode 397: We want to define our culture of excellence and toilet humor. Andrew smashes eggs and spiders with his left hand. Puke offends the down syndros and invents super personas. Brett wants to count everything and put those numbers on a shirt.
PATG396: These Shitty Whites
Episode 396: Andrew gets out of automotive purgatory. Puke buys a knife. Brett saves what’s left of his gym notebook. Then we discuss the depressing onslaught of shitty, lefty whites constantly trying to start a race war.
PATG395: Atreyu from Karate Kid
Episode 395: Puke and Andrew learn about their religious childhoods while Brett learns about gnomes.
90’s movie trailers, seder dinner, a trip to South Carolina, Pirates baseball, and the best Miata in the US.
Then we rip into teenage climate activist Greta Thunberg.
PATG394: Skatermelon
Episode 394: More portmanteaus than a 90’s ska band! Puke punches his finances in the dick. Brett gets a watermelon from his car. Andrew is a bar grandpa. Sex in socks, long toenails, beaker, and ska music documentary.
PATG393: Double Teaming a Water Snake
Episode 393: Rising out of the ashes of the rubble of #happiness911 Andrew buys a new car. Brett watches a porn documentary. Puke relives his Army game; murder, fuck, kill.
PATG392: The Female Puke and the Gang
Episode 392: Andrew is the old man at the bar, then pukes. Brett watches Star Wars cartoons, then pukes. What happens when a blowjob leads to puke?
PATG391: A Balloon Filled with Chicken
Episode 391: #KegelsNotBagels. The Frick. Which animal would you punch? Day-Cation. High fives from turtles.