Puke & the Gang

This will only hurt for a second...

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Recording Date -
11 / Oct / 2014
Music picked by - [listener Aaron]
The Gang - Puke, Andrew, Ellen, Nick via Skype

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Intro Song -
~ [artist] Pain
~ [song] Right On

Guest -
~ [Name] Ellen

Weekly Ramblings -
~ Last SCCNH Autox of the year.

Curmudgeon Corner -
~ [p] Nick hates everything Puke does.
Talking to a sound board isn’t improv :) [nr]
~ [a & p] Nick decides he isn’t doing the show the night before.   
~ [a] Andrew does buy things!
~ Bonestructure.ca prefab steel homes


Shove it in your pie-hole -
~ [drink] James E. Pepper: "1776" Straight Rye Whiskey
~ [drink] Kelsen Brewing: Battle Axe IPA

Break Song -
~ [artist] Pain
~ [song] Fight

Curmudgeon Corner -
~ [a] Exercise  
~ [p] Talking about my new job / pay.

News -
~ [p] Lab grown penis is soon a reality.
~ [p] Gay couple get a wrong colored baby.

New & Cool -
~ [p] Whiskey Wedge

Incoherent Ramblings -
~ [See Below]

Outro Plugs -
~ Official website @ www.Puke and the Gang.com
~ Donate to our booze fund with Bitcoins or PayPal
~ Subscribe, rate, and review the show @ iTunes and Stitcher
~ Follow, Like, and Converse Twitter  and Facebook
~ See the show Live Stream @ PukeAndTheGang.com/Live
~ Instagram - Puke @ DoomsDayDevice
~ Email us your questions, incoherent ramblings,
  or get advice @ show@pukeandthegang.com

Outro Song -
~ [artist] Pain
~ [song] Antidote

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From: Don P. via Facebook
Message: Yay. Like, f**k you, Brett (in a nice way), Puke and the Gang is great as it is. Y'all shouldn't be worried about content or "ideas". You're the content. Keep being you and you can't go wrong. Love the show, don't let the doubts get the best of you.
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From: @danielpbarron
Message: @PukeAndTheGang The latest episode is pretty hilarious; your podcast is definitely the best show based in @FreeStateNH. #DropsAreFun
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From: Hot Jim
Message: Do you niggers have any advice on how to last longer in bed? i got a big dick btw
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From: Disney Pcik-Up Lines!
Message: Can I Hakuna your ma-tatas?
You must be Cinderella, because I see that dress disappearing by midnight.
I can take you to infinity and beyond.
Call me Pooh, because all I want is you, honey.
Give me a Woody and I'll make you Buzz for light years.
One night with me, and I'll show you a whole new world.
I must be Lighting McQueen, 'cause you've got my heart racing.
Your body is a wonderland, and I'd like to be Alice.
You are part of the circle of my life.
Hey Beauty, can I introduce you to my Beast?
You don't need a spoonful of sugar to make me go down.
I'd really like to Poke-her-hontas.
Sit on my face and ask me to lie... What? You've never been Pinocchio'd?
There are people who say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Apparently, none of them have ever been in your arms.
Hey Aladdin, is that a lamp in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Hey Jasmine, Does the magic carpet match the drapes?
Hi, I'm Andy. Wanna play with my Woody?
I can make any fairy moan... All I need to do is Tink'er'bell.
Hey Cinderella let's see if this fits!
Can you feel the love tonight?
I'll make you want to spend more time in bed with me than Sleeping, Beauty.
You can call me Nemo, because I'm gonna "touch the butt"
Forget Aladdin, I'm thinking bout Jasmine's carpet.
Things are much better down where it's wetter.
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From: Brad
Message: Hey gang. I think this article might make for some good pod.
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2014/10/10/Metal-rod-inserted-into-penis-ends-up-in-bladder/UPI-9251412944431/
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From: Frank
Message: Loved Puke on FTL a few weeks ago. Started listening and love the show
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