Episode Thirty-eight: Spider attack!
Author: Nick
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Episode Thirty-seven: Our brownest show yet!
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Episode Thirty-six: The zombie lord shall rise! And once risen he shall consume all of your chocolate rodent offerings!
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Episode Thirty-five: JOHNSTAMOSJOHNSTAMOSJOHNSTAMOS
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Episode Thirty-four: YOU CAN LOOK IT UP ON GOOGLE®©™Ω IF YOU DON’T BELIEVE US!
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Episode Thirty-three: This episode is DYNAMITE! Throw your hands in the air! In the air,air,air,aria,roar,ariakrkrakiarairiamr MURDER RAGE!!!!
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Episode Thirty-two: There’s no time for you to smoke that cigarette! We have a racquetball appointment.
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Episode Thirty-one: Tune in for tales of religious childhood tragedy, butt-plug hilarity, and ass shaving wonderment.
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Episode Thirty: A shit-cloud is headed for the Oscars! Who even cares anymore?
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Episode Twenty-nine:
Fill with mingled cream and amber,
I will drain that glass again.
Such hilarious visions clamber
Through the chamber of my brain.
Quaintest thoughts, queerest fancies,
Come to life and fade away.
What care I how time advances;
I am drinking ale today.