566: Bukkake Sunrise

Episode 566: What does Andrew do when no one is around? Do podcasts at double speed create impatience? Are we in a new era of the show? We apply the scientific method to hibernation. But what is the scientific method? Puke will eat all the old food. A Jersey cum-dumpster. Pittsburgh filmed movie review of “A Man Called Otto”. Pedro Pascal eating hot wings. Why doesn’t the emu have any friends?

565: Sphinctercise

Episode 565: Happy plandemic anniversary! We remember all the dumb crap of those first days. Brett has a fancy night at the JCC. Belt dysphoria. Andrew learns about “The Weekend”. Bum-bumping should be more acceptable. After 5 years it finally happened to Andrew! Puke is sore. Gym ladies. Mule, donkey, horse, zebra, llama, alpaca, or camel. Big necks.

564: Cheap Skate

Episode 564: Who is Frank? Night Court and Cheers. Many movie trailers of Woody Harrelson based on a movie Andrew loved called “Triangle of Sadness”. Trans in all the women’s sports. Gay loser hockey skates. A day at the ski slopes. Andrew can’t get back into the Penguins stadium.

563: He Sucked Birds

Episode 563: What is a groin? What is a loin? Can we get a massage of those? Brett delivers to a dildo factory. Divortion Clinic. Jeremy Clarkson gets cancelled, again. Was 1997 the best year? Taxonomy. Andrew buys a stupid house, but for himself this time. Can he put a car in the office? Andrew gets mad about the Super Bowl incomplete pass that wasn’t.

562: InterPet

Episode 562: Andrew wants real solutions to get rid of Pittsburgh’s hobos and Puke has a brilliant idea. Brett finds a new Middle Easterner on TikTok but it ends in sadness. Why are we getting weird random ads on social media? Raging morning wood. We take the “Gay Quiz” from YoutTube. Spoiler alert, we’re super gay! Fisher cats and Derek Jeter. Brett lies about his hat. Right-Wing outrage. Art Thou Bored?

560: Snack Tracker

Episode 560: Has Dom Dom Yes Yes guy become too popular now? Will AI ruin our entire world? We decide to find out from the source and ask ChatGPT. It’s too dumb so instead we have it write songs for the show. Hilarity ensues. In the second half we find out Andrew’s time tracking his J/O. Brett wants to stop planting in sand. Puke gets Gay Quiz ads on YouTube. Andrew and Brett go to another exciting Pittsburgh Penguins hockey game for the free hats.

558: Numbered Fuck Moves

Episode 558: Mom in VR while making a roast. Confabulation with the billiards chalk. Ari Shaffir at the Pittsburgh Improv. Andrew gets and award but prefers walking on icy grass. Sheetz gas. Puke screams at a Penguins hockey game. Fonzie has fuck numbers. Who can name the most sports teams mascots?

557: Bomp Skiddilly Dip Skip Dip Guy

Episode 557: It’s a new year and new gym people are doing bizarre and disgusting things in the locker rooms. We watch a fat guy belly dance on TikTok. Andrew laments on the purpose of exercise. Danzig. Andrew is looking for a cabin in the woods, no alpacas this time.